You have to write a song for the Eurovision song contest. What would it be called?

And in what genre would it be?

You have to write a song for the Eurovision song contest. What would it be called?
country and western





'La la da dee boon boon la de aaaa...........





[if you forget the lyrics ,no one will notice.]
Reply:"this is a joke" - jungle rock
Reply:'The Xenophobia Tango'





It would be like electro mixed with some MC Hammer...
Reply:lets stop the crap and it would be rock
Reply:"Don't Take Me Seriously" and it would be Christian Heavy Metal just like Lordi..... ha ha ha ha ha sorry





Or if it was an already existing song





'That Joke isn't Funny Anymore' by The Smiths
Reply:I think you would get more votes for being techno pop, and perhaps had a huge handle bar moustache and wore sequins...But I would go for a Big Glam Rock sound...not sure about song title, would probably be something tongue in cheek...
Reply:WORLD PEACE! or NO WAR!
Reply:Bag'o'shite in a heavy metal fashion
Reply:We are Europeans - death metal
Reply:What's with this crap - under CRAP ROCK or CRAP POP
Reply:The genre would be Hair metal, the act would be called Spartan and the song would be called "United by rock, YEAH!!!), we wouldnt have any flags...


Vote for us!!!!
Reply:"this contest is crap"





whatever people think is the most boring to suit the mood of the contest!
Reply:It would be entitled "Why the f**k doesn't Terry Wogan retire"