Thursday, April 30, 2009

How does one enter a song for the UK for the Eurovision Song Contest?

I have a friend who is a fantastic composer and would like to enter a song for next year's Eurovision Song Contest. How would he go about this?

How does one enter a song for the UK for the Eurovision Song Contest?
Get a lobotomy and a taste bypass. Become East European. Be a tranny.
Reply:There's probably no point of him even bothering to write a song for Eurovision hun.





We could enter the most amazing song Europe has ever heard ( Even more amazing than Robbie Williams - Angels ) and we'd still come last.





We have to face the facts, Europe doesn't like us. To them we're just a smaller version of America !
Reply:Take a dump and catch it before it falls into the bowl. (Use rubber gloves if necessary)





Parcel it up and send it to:





Eurovision Shite Contest,


c/o Terrence Wogan,


British Brainwashing Corporation,


London,


England.


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