How on Earth did those talentless twerps Scooch get to represent the UK in the Eurovision song contest?

Year after year it's the same old story, pick a group of talentless, self absorbed twerps. Give them a really awful load of rubbish to perform and expect them to win.


OK, we shouldn't take this contest to seriously, and the voting is a joke but do we have to make our nation a laughing stock too?

How on Earth did those talentless twerps Scooch get to represent the UK in the Eurovision song contest?
At least it want Jordan
Reply:Because the programme hostess ignored Terry Wogan's announcement, and made a bad choice of her own.





But, don't take it too seriously, it is not going to affect global warming or the real world.





In any case, why should there be a need for voting and winners? After all, it is a failry reasonable 3 hours of musical entertainment, and does not need to pretend to be anything more.
Reply:i absolutely agree, of all the good groups and singers we have in the u.k, they have to pick the most cheesiest group there could possibly think of, and they absolutely succeeded in making us the laughing stock
Reply:well to be fair it wouldn't really matter if we managed to pick an absolutely fantastic talented act because everyone hates us politically anyway.


Don't take it seriously, it's supposed to be a fun kitsch fest. Ukraine should have won!
Reply:We never win at anything - football, tennis (Henman is a joke) and even the Eurovision. We have no competitive streak in us - we are happy to be the hapless losers. It's so embarrassing.
Reply:Just another implosion in the pan.


Another one-flop-wonder.


Kinda reminds me of the that 'band' that 'sung' that song about fast food joints or somthing like that.
Reply:I don't know why but I liked UK's song. What was good in Lordis's song last year? -only those ugly masquerade costumes. UK's performance was aimed at merry young people and I liked it.
Reply:Because we don't take Eurovision seriously, unlike other European countries. Ours was truly shocking, we didn't even go for the obvious rock theme that everyone else was doing.
Reply:It was rather like an alternative comedy show...





or The Young Ones, taking the pi$$ out of some cr@p group...





I'm sure all the 'straight' stewards on flights, simply adored the camp-it-up dark haired woofter...NOT!!!!
Reply:Twas an embarrasment..... But music doesn;t matter any more in the eurovision, it's whatever country is your neighbour or best friend.
Reply:I want a percentage of my licence money back. I do not want to spend it on programmes where these people are voted for by the viewing public, or on the tasteless show which the eurovision contest has become.
Reply:yeah but at least it provides entertainment lol it is kinda funny
Reply:Perhaps they fitted the Camp test- as in they were highly camp , outdated and a clone of the Euro-slums that take that Euro-bollocks seriously, and thus qualified